What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do you arrest a pig?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
