Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you talk to a giant?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did autumn say to summer?