What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the foal cough?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?