What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's the most determined bird?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?