Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which animal will never go bald?