What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the tomato turn red?