What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the politest month?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What birds make average students?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?