Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a happy cowboy?