Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?