How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?