What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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What dogs are always lying to you?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?