Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
It's Crowded!
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?