What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?