What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are books always so angry?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?