Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
What animals make the best students?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?