What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are ghosts always single?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How is cat food sold?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is winter considered holy?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is the biggest ant in the world?