Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?