What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?