Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?