What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
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What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?