What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?