Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Cat-cher!
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.