Where do actors go to pray?
At Shirley Temple.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the loudest sport?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is the best book to read in autumn?