Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?