Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a duck's favorite dance?