What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How is cat food sold?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?