What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Jelly toe beans.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How do you get straight A's?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of bird can write?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do bees get to school?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do bees say in the summer?