What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?