Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?