Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where was Noah born?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?