Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What words make the best athletes?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?