Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?