What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
I broke my finger!
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?