What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?