Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?