Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
A book just fell on my head.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?