What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you eat on July 5th?