A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How is cat food sold?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is the coolest country?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?