Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?