Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a silly hill?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?