What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which family member is always relieved?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What birds make average students?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?