Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?