Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are fish such good architects?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?