Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
When do cows get tired?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Do dads always snore?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?