What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
When do cows get tired?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?