What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?