Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do cows wear bells?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What dish does only a baseball player use?