What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?