Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?