Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
How do billboards talk?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?